Dammit.

I think I might have an egg yolk intolerance. After yesterday's "intestinal blowout" (as I so lovingly refer to such incidents), I realized that the past 3 times this has happened (all within the past month, lucky me!), I ate eggs for breakfast.

Apparently, my body wants me to become vegan. I'll be damned if I'm going to forgo hamburgers, pulled pork and rib eye, 'though.